Be so unforgivably bad at it that it makes you want to breakdown and cry
Let those tears dehydrate you – take a water break – repeat
Be the world’s worst
Are you the world’s worst? Good. You’re on your way..
There will be many and perhaps all who know better than you, who ARE better than you. Be brave, Your time will come
Be OKAY with standing upon the bedrock. Everything is built from here. You will be too
Be confused, be confusing, be unabashedly strange
Be lost for words
Be overly hyperbolic
Be all the feelings in the dictionary…at least once
And when you have let everything through, be thankful you survived. And make sure you tell someone about it. Everybody wants pointers
Be a fuck-up
Be a piece of shit
Be gratuitous in your display of ineptitude
Be gratuitous with your profanity
Use slang’s in inappropriate settings
Say “fuck” 37 times a day
Fuck 37 times a day
Be ALL of it and then be MORE of it.
Now get better.
Because you WILL get better. It is a natural sequence of events
And the minute you get better, the minute you see the first sign of progress, a wave of retrospection will smack your face
And you will look back, not to all your fuck-ups
But to the point where you decided to be. To the point where you decided to start.